Jesus is my DEALER

The Herald Democrat

When he asked her if she knew why McDaniel stopped her, she stated “because I was walking in traffic.” Yes, that was correct, and he explained she couldn’t walk in the roadway. Then, he asked her if she was high on some kind of drug. Her answer, the report said, was “I am. It’s the Holy Spirit and little bit of marijuana.” He asked if she had any left and she said, “Not enough to get you high, but I know who to go to for more.” McDaniel asked who and she answered, “Jesus.”

Hrm. I wonder what church she's going to? I've heard of Jesus as God incarnate, the head of the church, brother, friend, Superstar, lamb, and on and on; he's got dozens or hundreds of "roles" in our society, but I've never thought of Jesus as my DEALER.









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May the Eye of Horus shine upon you all

The UT Martin Pacer - Letters to the Editor - Viewpoints

We do not try to convince others of the greatness of the Boy King: His powerful image speaks for itself. We do not spend any money on advertising as all the donations we receive go to "the obelisk fund" as we like to call it. We hope to build an obelisk in Northwest Tennessee, at an undisclosed location, around which we can gather and pray to the Boy King that he may spread His wings over us. His supremacy over all other deities is unquestionable and we believe that, like Him, we will conquer Death.

I read The Pacer on occasion -- the letters to the editor can sometimes be very enlightening (or funny). THIS letter is just downright hilarious! Makes me think the movie Young Sherlock Holmes. Just think! Somewhere in the boonies of Northwest Tennessee someone is scouting land to build an obelisk to honor and worship the Sun God, Amun-Ra!



Surely this is parody. Surely.





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Let the lower lights be burning

We were on our way to Taco Bell for supper tonight and saw this interesting menorah gleaming from a cross street in Milan. It caught my eye -- strange to see something like this on the side of the road.



There was no one visible inside the church or outside on the street. It was still burning an hour later on our way back.





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